Der Gelehrte (The Scholar)

Yep, after one week of German Class, Cliff has already mastered the language. :) See the following example of a sentence he can already translate: "Bauern lieben lange Bratwurste and kurze Predigten". Aren't you impressed? Now, would like to know what it means? "Farmers love long sausages and short sermons." He also realizes this is good advice for anyone wanting to have preaching opportunities during his time in Texas.